where do I even start? there was absolutely nothing about it that I could point to as a bright spot. not one thing. I like bad movies and all but this shit was next level awful. I'm surprised I even finished it
Ne Zha 2 - 10/10 holy shit. The best animation I’ve ever seen. Epic original music. Amazing character development. The 2.5 hour runtime flies by. See it in a theater.
I would, but this one recaps the events in the very beginning, so you should be fine. It’s free on YouTube though: Edit: it’s on Netflix now too. It’s titled Nezha, not Nezha reborn.
Fast Times at Ridgemont - 10/10 I love this movie so much. Seen it a hundred times and it just makes me so nostalgic for a time I wasnt alive for. World class 80s + teen + time and place. The scene with Jennifer Jason leigh and rat in her house is so good. Sooo many all time iconic characters and scenes.
Spookies - 5/10 so this group of teens that all look like they're 35 or older find a seemingly abandoned house with graves arrayed in the front yard and decide it's a good idea to throw a party there? then each one stumbles on more and more creepy shit and then proceeds to find any of it a shocker at this point? that's a whole lot of people stumbling around drinking from completely random bottles for me to say they didn't all deserve to die. I realize a lot of this (or maybe even all of it) was intentional but I just had to mention it. those farting zombies or ghouls or whatever the fuck they are were cool looking. pretty sure at least one of them had to have inspired a Corey Taylor mask in Slipknot. lots of batshit ideas thrown into a blander for this one
Idk if you looked into the movie before/after watching, but it's actually two different movies spliced together (hence why it makes absolutely no sense). Some guys started making a haunted house movie and it ran out of money so some mob backed producers got involved and added the other shit (catboy, the witch, the ending with the zombies). They also added the farts to the zombies. I don't think it would make sense as originally envisioned either, to be fair
I think at the time, it was easy to lump in with a lot of 2000s possession horror, but over time, the Raimi charm of it all as aged really well.
At the time, I remember feeling like it couldn't really reconcile the horror and the comedy but I might feel differently now.