It reminds me of naive, high-school era stuff I used to feel. How Kanye can entertain that idea after his career is mind boggling.
When they go low, anticipate a spinning, back flip style attack, and then use your laser sword to cut off both of their legs. Then, give an impassioned speech, and leave them to burn in the encroaching lava.
Maybe horseshoe theory is real because he got owned into going full Galaxy brain just like Jen calling Bernie a Russian plant