Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1109

I’m a gentleman.

And I didn’t get laid, Ian

 

Also @ChaseTx @dadbolt those neighbors need to go

 

@CobraKidJon

 

Was that second part intentional or more just you failing to seal the deal?

 

that was the first time I’d ever spoken to her lol. I also just realized she left a full unopened handle of vodka and a pack of winstons in the laundry room so maybe she’s like deviant santa claus or somethin and just got caught

 

Safeway is popping today. When I came in they were playing the killers and now Lana Del Rey

 

They're playing Rita Ora at Stop and Shop lol

 

lollol weekends are so tight

 

Omg now they're playing told you so by Paramore

 

I’ve been living in this apartment for 3 days and I still haven’t met my roommates yet.

 

True

 

Slid into the DM's on her pee. That's capitalizing on the moment.

 

living the dream Cobra, I hope you never meet them

 

I met one of my roommates parents but the roommate was at the front desk when I left so nope still never going to meet them

 

Well sorry for not keeping up on new Popeyes products

 

this person just came into the Mexican place I love and asked if she could have a breakfast burrito but in a bowl.

chipotle caused this.

 

Not meeting your roommates right away is a great sign. Means they either keep to themselves or keep busy

 

You should be.

I got one yesterday for lunch and it was damn good

 

I was just giving you information not passing judgment

 

I’m judging

 

I went to the gym and simultaneously read some of the book for the book club thread and then I went to the pharmacy and then got gas for my car and then I vacuumed and cleaned out my car all before 11am and now I'm going back to my hibernation and won't be productive again for approx three months.

 

You earned it

 

True. I’ve also been super busy the past week so today and tomorrow will be my first days at home so we’ll see if we meet.

 

Just sit and wait

 

Cobra in 2 days in the dating thread: “so I have a crush on my roommate’s girlfriend. marvin’s room on repeat.”