Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1107

Well that went in a direction i didnt expect

 

Go to the store dumbass

 

it's what Carly Rae Jepsen would do

 

Fuck @Dog with a Blog

 

Wtf man. Unless you mean like fuck me and in that case that’s tight

 

No way to know for sure

 

Yes there is speak your feelings Grant

 

DM me dog

 

| | | g o o d n i g h t | | |

 

Movie went great, had a good time.

 

Ian wtf you posting tik toks now too!?!?!

 

Hello friends, esteemed colleagues, and, most importantly @Max_123 's dogs.

 

Hi, Matt

 

how are you

 

Good, watching The Perfection on Netflix

 

Took my buddy to a gay bar cause I always feel bad for dragging him along to straight bars, if you will. Anyways, saw this girl looking at me from across the bar and we made like HARD eye contact and just held it for a bit. Ordered a White Claw (mango), walked around the bar and introduced myself and we talked for awhile and exchanged numbers. She’s from Ohio.

@dylan @dadbolt @Dirty Sanchez @GrantCloud

 

So many blurs

 

If one has a pulse, one wishes to fuck you. What is your life?

 

I opened up my phone to add her to my contacts and sadly this was the last thing my phone was on haha

 

You're your only shortcoming.

 

Damn. I don’t think I was ready to drink so soon after being sick. Was just taking a piss and literally yakked all over the urinal haha. And I’m not even drunk. Yikes.

 

Gross for whomever is stuck cleaning it, but a better place than it could have otherwise been.

 

Man. Just had the weirdest experience maybe ever. I was outside this bar parking lot and this girl who was pretty cute was walking into the parking lot and she was like, “hey, I need to go pee. Do you need to pee? Come pee with me.” I told her I did not need to pee but that I would block the path so no one would see her pee. Once she was done we started chatting and turns out she’s an English teacher at a college and I’m an English major so we sorta hit it off and then she asked for my Instagram. Life is strange