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God created sports so we could dunk on Cups

 

I’m walking through downtown Clovis and they have a station just playing music throughout the area and right now it’s playing nirvana lmao.

 

Garlic fries at the major league beisbol?!?!

 

the garlic fries at yankee stadium are absolutely bomb diggity

 

what is a clovis

 

for twenty three bucks ya can't beat it

 

A cigarette

 

they sell a literal bucket full of chicken tenders and garlic fries and for like $19.99 you can get like 5000 calories and only like $13 extra for an 8oz bud lite

 

as they should (not really)

and the dirty hot dog water
*cue limp bizkit*

is he still alive?

you get garlic fries at a baseball game?

 

Honestly it’s where I’ve had most garlic fries in my life

 

Dayum I’m on my way.

 

Clovis sounds like a shoe store

is it a shoe store?

Whole Foods rip-off?

 

fuck those people

 

people say that?

 

Is that how much the garlic fries cost?

 

why do you think i took to the internet to talk about sports instead of anime?

 

just my approximation of how much they would be at a baseball game

 

Of course the guy I know from high school who became a cop is drinking flavorless White Claw

 

going to a mets game is a trip because the ticket to the actual game is by FAR the thing i spend the least amount of money on which seems crazy

 

i really dont get the seltzer thing, just drink a vodka soda

 

I love vodka soda at a bar but I gotta say, I am totally on board with shit like White Claw at home. It is so easy to drink

 

Did he realize his dog was there

And even Dylan doesn't do that

 

baseball>football>hockey>basketball>>>soccer

 

they do go down super easy but maybe its just me i cannot have more than 1 or 2 of them without starting to feel like shit, maybe im not about the malt life