Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 932

excuse the fuck out of me

 

Mel Gibsons Bare Ass as Your Milkshake

 

Is that the dude from entourage

 

I’m watching tropic thunder for the first time

 

Movie sucks

 

Sucks might be a little strong. But it’s incredibly overrated imo

 

Tuesday is our discount day and if you really wanna see the idiots of society come out from the woodwork, go to a theater on a discount day, good lord. And I get NON STOP phone calls of people asking if it’s discount day. You know it is! And use the internet!!! Fuck!!

 

Damn. Your gpa was kidnapped and @Shrek ’s dad was imported. That’s hella crazy

 

Is it discount day
No actually it's every other Tuesday but today

 

Some guy just called and asked if he could use his student discount on top of the Tuesday discount. Bro, tickets are only $6.50 fuck off!

 

Derek's grandfather was also his great uncle

 

Our theater used to have $5 tuesdays and later changed it to $6.25 after 4pm and $4.75 before every single day, which is a much better deal. But every goddamn Tuesday people would complain saying “I thought you guys were $5 every Tuesday”, despite this change happening like 4 years ago

 

and @thesoftskeleton and i r both from TX. do you think my dad is her gpa?

 

Next time tell them no but you just bought yourself a one way ticket to the block list pal

 

Imma tell them they’re cancelled

 

”I don’t have the online!”

 

Derek's dad being kaities grandpa would be the greatest thing ever

 

Or the always killer “I don’t have the AOLs”

 

Dead af and I was in overtime so they let me go home. So all in all I got paid exclusively to write an A1 Wes Anderson crossover.

 

Where ya working at again?

 

call moviefone at 777-FILM

 

A self pour bar.

 

“But my fingers are to big four this SMARTPHONE!!!!oneone1!!!”

 

The look of genuine confusion on kramer's face when he realizes he has no way of knowing what button the caller pressed is A+ comedy