Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 930

jerry seinfeld mosh pit

 

hi

 

What's the deal with moshing

 

scary movie is bad but good

 

“a food network chef” lmao

 

Alaska’s sea ice has *COMPLETELY* melted away for the first time in recorded history

We are fucked guys was nice knowing y’all

 

All ice was sea ice at one time

#NoWayToKnowForSure

 

Between the environment and the government’s re-energized racism I have several fears about how my upper adult life is going to go

 

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So as I was leaving my apartment to go back to work after lunch, I hear some kids shouting at the pool across the street. Nothing out of the ordinary, so I tune it out. I turn my car on and roll down the windows since it's hot and plug my phone in for my music and i hear "HEY! HEY MISTER! HEY SIR IN YOUR CAR! LOOK!" and I look over and there's like three kids trying to fit their head through the pool fence and there's like 4 hands reaching through at something. One of the kids goes "Hey man! Can you get our frisbee please?? Sir?? Hey Sir!!"



and I shook my head at them and pulled out and drove back to work and I just hear like three kids all shout "HEY!!! COME ON!!" and it was so fucking worth it I'm filled with joy now

 

You're literally the villain in The Sandlot

 

can’t believe I have to go to work and miss the ending of scary movie smh

 

thank you

 

Lol

 

like the one from 1999?

 

@aliens exist is catfishing me

 

Yes, I’m going to bring my MacBook to work to connect to work WiFi instead of just connecting my phone to WiFi! That solves the issue of me not wanting to connect to work WiFi!

 

Not my fault you're racist against my best friend wifi

I realize now it's probably a security thing

 

Buy a real computer, nerd

 

It’s a “I don’t want the IT Group or whoever is in charge of the internet seeing I’m eating bandwidth on chorus”

 

@thesoftskeleton just start stealing babies from the hospital and leaving them with Dylan. Itll be like Big Daddy meets Boss Baby meets the backstory to every male Wes Anderson character ever

 

“Hmm, a user connected to the internet is spending a lot of time on an ass eating website. That’s not appropriate.”

 

@Dog with a Blog ???

 

No, that’s them seeing chorus.fm in the logs.

 

i'm on here, reddit, twitter, discord, and spotify all day long and no one's ever said shit to me. i think IT just sets up an auto filter and calls it good.