Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 885

Just you wait and see

 

my work is offering the chance to work 7 days next week and everyone is pressuring me to do it and do people want me to die

 

it’s okay to say no cobra

 

Child abuse/ elder abuse is a crime

 

they will get upset with me

 

if they’re “offering the chance”.....that’s a choice. if it was mandatory they would have framed it as such. you aren’t obligated to give them all of your time. take the mental break dude. they’re not going to fire you if you decline to take on extra hours.

 

oh I meant my parents would be upset with me

they are the ones pressuring it not my work

 

it’s okay to not try and please your parents cobra

 

my parents want me to work because school starts next week so my life will be hectic and this could pay off all my bills for the month.

I just want to relax because I’m going to die with full time job and school.

 

Boomers don't understand work life balance, don't feel ashamed of needing time to breathe

 

Stay home. Play video games. Watch Spider-Man. Take naps.

 

Good afternoon*





*cups included

 

nah cups can kick rocks

 

cups is one letter away from being cops so


C A N C E L E D

 

Wow, I never looked at it that way.

But if we’re going by his full name, he’d be slappincops and that’s good.

 

He’s probably listening to kid rock right now

 

if his last name was cops his first name would be assisting

 

I just realized I haven't smoked weed in AWHILE. Who am I? Also, hi.

 

So is buying drugs man

 

I must be at peak cardio health because I can’t get my HR past 120.



Or I’m already dead.

 

Great humblebrag

 

Yo I get my bed tonight.