Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 875

there's a bit of an alcohol taste but also very seltzery/la croixish

 

I don't really fuck with La Croix tho

 

I feel like Matty and Derek would be the first to admit if they were doing sponcon

 

I honestly just like plain sparkling water

 

I didn’t know about that I’ve only had one for a few months but also I’m not surprised. I know they’re listening to my convos though because of my ads lol

 

I may be confusing social media sites lol

 

@dadbolt does Jess know you’re an alcoholic?

 

Seltzer or bust

So like you do to me? My mom wanted to meet for dinner cause she made me real upset last week and then she felt bad about it and she was like is there a place in grapevine we could meet and I was like hell yeah there is....blue goose

 

Dude same I like being hydrated

 

I’ll tell her

 

I’m not an alcoholic!! She is just as much of a heathen as I am based on the couple of times we’ve drank together lol

 

narc

 

Omw what kind of flavor should I pick up

 

Exactly what an alcoholic would say

 

you’re the one that showed the goose to me don’t try to throw me under the bus

 

Yo @SlappinCups we hittin the bars tonight or what?

 

you know any claw bars?

 

*dog in 4 hours*

fuuulk a supermondel just shoved her tingue dwnn my throatt for a few minites idk wut to do thouh i suck at talkking to girls lol

 

And my ex bf showed me the blame can’t be on me

 

Damn I forgot the x games are this weekend, I should go downtown and see how many kyles will be around

 

u sk8 cloud?

 

Only in tony hawk on PS2

 

cloud please delete this im begging you