Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 868

my life is spent with me constantly trying to buy shoes but them selling out before I can buy them

 

Gosh, anyone who buys these has really hit...

 

Carrot cake Oreos taste like dunkaroos

 

did anyone fucking watch the banana singing this is america wtf

 

K so 'project dan gets cool checklist'

1. shed off a few lbs
2.buy vans
3.get some siq american tradish tattys
4.buy new clothes for the first time in 3 years
5.gym likeeeeeeee twice a week thats all i need
6.listen to sweet new wave surf rock


what am i missing

 

lol

 

its like, not bad

 

@CarpetElf Can you confirm?

 

Are you kidding me I said this yesterday and you called me a cop

 

Now ****, she's back in the atmosphere
With d***s of Jupiter in her hair, ***, ***
She **** like summer and ****s like rain
Reminds me that there's a-time to change, ***, ***
Since the return of her **** on the ****
She listens like spr*ng and she ****s like June, ***, ***
***, ***

But **** me
did you **** across the ***
Did you **** it to the Milky ***
to see the lights all ***ed
And that heaven is over *****?

 

ironic twitter presence, cuffed jeans, bed with no bedframe

 

yeezys

 

Scrub the beach pic and your posts here from the internet

 

my comedy doesnt blend well with twitter i dont think

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nice

 

it's hard to know someone is cool without knowing their contrarian takes in 280 characters or less

 

Im such a bad contrarian, ill make a point and people will make a better counterpoint and im just like shit, u rite.

 

Nu-uh

 

@dadbolt is that u?

 

Lololol he's a giant *****

 

siri google lola bunny face swap