Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 860

Wait shit do we make Hitler jokes now with a Nazi in the white house

 

I was 90% sure but just in case

 

I did this once and the turtle peed on my foot and I was so startled that I dropped it

 

In Brooklyn for the night and it’s our first time staying in a hotel with both kids and I had to stick our youngest in the stroller to get her to fall asleep. This has been a long day

 

You can't be too careful these days tbh

 

she wants to party, what y'all doing in Brooklyn?

 

of course sports posters think it's a good idea to compare themselves to hitler

 

Dang my SO is bawling over Jane the Virgin and I’m just sitting here like

 

Wut.

 

In the morning she will have started an artisanal soap/brewery co-op

 

Headed to Long Island tomorrow to meet up with my friend group from college and decided to stay here for the night so we can get there earlier and not spend half the day driving

 

Damn, that sounds pretty dope.

 

She finally got that gift that took 11 hours to make.

 

Y'all are posting quality content during off hours
Cmon.

 

I am always on

 

This is not off hours. This is peak hours.

@dadbolt how you feeling

 

This is not off hours. This is peak hours.

@dadbolt how you feeling

 

gn

 

no. wake up.

 

okay well you can fuck off.

everyone else can stay

 

@Dog with a Blog what are you doing tonight? what weird sex thing are you up to?