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Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 846

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Anthony_, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Shakriel Aug 1, 2019
    Shakriel

    I am due for a miracle / I'm waiting for a sign Prestigious

    He definitely wears a condom as a normal everyday thing.
     
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  2. K0ta Aug 1, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    What
     
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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 1, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Idk he's religious
     
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  4. ComedownMachine Aug 1, 2019
    ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Prestigious

    What kind of shit do you think he jerks off to? Or does he think it’s a sin?
     
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  6. Shakriel Aug 1, 2019
    Shakriel

    I am due for a miracle / I'm waiting for a sign Prestigious

    He totally jerks it to like modest clothing catalogs and cries the whole time.
     
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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 1, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    He doesn't j/o but old Alt Press issues
     
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  8. K0ta Aug 1, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    He probably has a purity ring
     
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  9. Shakriel Aug 1, 2019
    Shakriel

    I am due for a miracle / I'm waiting for a sign Prestigious

    On his penis?
     
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  10. Your Milkshake Aug 1, 2019
    Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Blake Beats must be Paul from 90 Day Faincee if yallve ever seen that shit lol
     
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  11. Dog with a Blog Aug 1, 2019
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

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  12. K0ta Aug 1, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    Speculating about any penis is the least thing from my mind, let alone what he does with his.
     
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  13. Shakriel Aug 1, 2019
    Shakriel

    I am due for a miracle / I'm waiting for a sign Prestigious

    It's foggy here in my neighborhood.
     
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  15. ComedownMachine Aug 1, 2019
    ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Prestigious

    You must not be a blink-182 fan
     
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  16. Your Milkshake Aug 1, 2019
    Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    what if its like the most harmless penis ever? guaranteed never to be used
     
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  17. Shakriel Aug 1, 2019
    Shakriel

    I am due for a miracle / I'm waiting for a sign Prestigious

    Fair enough, apologies for the mental image.
     
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  18. ComedownMachine Aug 1, 2019
    ComedownMachine

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I remember when I was like 14 I saw blink live and when Mark dedicated all the small things to Tom’s penis I lost my shit laughing. Peak demographic right there
     
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  19. K0ta Aug 1, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 1, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    No such thing as a harmless penis for cis men
     
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  21. Raditz Aug 1, 2019
    Raditz

    SSJ

    He really is Yamcha.
     
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  22. dylan Aug 1, 2019
    dylan

    Listen To It Supporter

    except mine since i don't have sex and don't sin
     
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  24. aliens exist Aug 1, 2019
    aliens exist

    pure on main

    my penis is harmless O:-):blush:
     
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  25. K0ta Aug 1, 2019
    K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    [​IMG]
     
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  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 1, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Don't " not all men" me mra

    Also I don't either
     
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  27. Dog with a Blog Aug 1, 2019
    Dog with a Blog

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  28. dylan Aug 1, 2019
    dylan

    Listen To It Supporter

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