Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 845

i wonder if Blake knows exactly how hard Aaron is fucking Megan. someone should run that by him.

 

Someone make a twitter account

 

I fear for anyone who dates Blake

 

u just know hes got an alt here

 

Problly

 

don’t worry they’re not going to

 

What about unwillingly?

 

there's no way blakey has an alt. he'd be found out within minutes. he can't help himself

 

the A1 thread needs a twitter for shenanigans

 

”ok if I only talk about blonk in the blonk thread then no one will find out im an incel”

-blakes alt probably

 

eh I don’t think he’s like that he’s too soft

 

How hilarious would it be if Megan wound up being gay

 

Sent an email through my watch today and felt like a total tool.

 

I actually want him to get that date with her so we can see the tweet thread when it goes terribly for him lol

“I don’t get why she doesn’t like me I bought her an $800 gift on the first date and talked about smash bros and Jesus the whole time FCK”

 

you'd hate for the kids to think that you lost your cool

 

The absolute worst is when he details the hugs he receives from women. Just.....ugh

 

I’ve got the Mr. Rogers theme song stuck in my head for literally no reason but I ain’t complainin

 

Ewwwwww hahaha

 

How many times do you think he sends girls a message without them replying? The limit is 2, btw

 

Is it a beautiful day in the neighborhood?

 

Details... about hugs? That sounds kinda perverse lmao wtf is going through this dude’s head when he’s getting a simple hug

 

idk Mike J totally had us convinced he was a woman

still cant believe that asswipe

 

“Sorry guys I don’t hug and tell”

 

it’s like he’s still 13 and reactionary to the vaguest whiff of a boob grazing him