Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 827

Get down with the sickness

 

Yes.

 

Get home from work and my SO has chicken fajitas cooking in the crockpot

She is the real mvp

 

Well, now you and me have beef.

 

I think I have a new catchphrase.

 

I think she’s also trying to make it up to me for letting the cat escape last night

 

Bazinga has worn it’s welcome?

 

A WUH... HUH??

 

As a vegan he isn't fucking scared of you

 

He'll never tire of it. He did get it tattooed on him after all.

 

I'm sure I could find somewhere where he's fucked that up.

 

I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer"

Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.

"Why not? Don't you like the internet?"

The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.

"I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble."

The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...

"BAZINGA"

In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.

 

Fucking what

 

Phixskez

 

Go astros

 

Did ya get a new bed?

 

@Dog with a Blog @Dog Fish @dogdad

(sorry if this has already been posted, i haven’t caught up yet)

 

Not yet cups, we are leaning getting a king nectar bed. There’s a store we are gonna check out this weekend that sells them so we are gonna test it out

 

S*x implied

 

Get with the fucking program

 

you mean the eating program

 

Why? Rays aren’t playing them tonight you moron.

Edit: oh yeah, they’re playing the team with the racist name, carry on

 

I have a nectar bed and it’s great

 

Yes you big dumb idiot