Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 826

I’m in a single use restroom. Door is locked, person turns the handle, but it’s locked....so then they knock. Why? What are they expecting to happen when they knock? Shouldn’t they knock before they try and turn the handle if they’re gonna knock at all?

 

Regal

 

no they're the perfect ratio of pb, jelly, and bread. they're the pinnacle of mankind

 

Interesting. Is cereal still off the table ?

 

where does the mayo fit into the equation

 

yes

 

no, DMB guy may love DMB but i still like him, this is an aunt’s insufferable brother

 

don't

 

isn't that an uncle

 

Ok Chomsky

 

no, i’m related to her husband so the brother isn’t an uncle

i think

 

I am always surprised when I remember that Chomsky is still Alive

 

Uh oh

 

are you hating on cereal?

 

I didn't know what I was missing

 

I booked a bed at a hostel in Chicago and I've been planning what I can do and eat in 2 days

looking forward to Goose Island

 

I've only had an off brand uncrustable but it was real bad

 

if i’m remembering his positions clearly, cereal is for children

 

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

 

who wants to do the cereal wars?

if this post gets more than 8 likes I will consider that enough basis to start at least one cereal poll

 

me every time

 

Sanchez is glitching

 

no one asked the important question

it was peanut butter

 

A WUH... HUH??

 

If someone knocks you immediately have to leave the bathroom.

It’s the law