Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 812

all dylans are bad.

Dylan Hitler.
Dylan Kroeger
Dylan Whateveryournameis
Dylan Brady

 

the Mount Rushmore of Terrible People apparently: Hitler, Chad Kroeger, Tom Brady, and Dulam.

 

I’m liking this because it’s funny, not because it’s true

 

I just remembered that when we were going through airport security flying back home, they flagged Jocelyn's carry-on and called over like 5 TSA agents and we're like wtf is happening and they pulled Jocelyn out of the line and were like "MA'AM WE NEED TO TALK" and they're tearing her bag apart looking for something, she packed this candle we got from Sea Dog in her carry-on, it's packaged in one of their beer cans and I guess the aluminum set off all their alarms lol

 

TSA flags the weirdest shit hahaha. When coming back from California my friend carried on three small trees and she got flagged because of a box of fig newtons.

 

I'm just saying

 

I'd definitely flag anyone who has a box of fig newtons. They're obviously psychotic.

 

OF COURSE

 

fig newtons are delicious probably

 

that lady is ready to get after her day

 

Because they come in a bag?

 

i haven't had them since i was like 14 because that's the last time I had a living grandfather so no one in my life has purchased them

 

fig newtons are an old person candy and that's probably why i like them and werther's originals so much

 

okay well Randall just said a fig newton is like a twinkie so now I have to go spitefully buy some.

 

and dylan calls them candy.

god you really are the Hitler of this specific part of this forum.

 

It just occurred to me that Chad Kroeger is in fact not the guy from Creed.

 

They really are. A lot of people don't know this, but you physically cannot swallow a fig newton unless you're wearing a turtleneck.

 

And then when we arrived home at DIA the baggage carousel they used for us kept getting stuck and they had to send this guy into the tunnels like 5 times to try and fix it and they couldn't figure out why the bags weren't coming through so he had to carry them all through the tunnel and was just chucking them out lol

 

@dylan why did you like this if you aren’t reading the replies ?

 

Fried

 

I can't do fig newtons after learning about random spiders that get crushed in the jelly stuff

 

That is....... not how I would describe them

 

welp

 

You win some you lose some

 

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