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Tw: terfs


Lol i spent my day arguing with terfs on Twitter. I asked this one lady if I'd be welcome in women's spaces (and to name some of those spaces) and she said of course!bio females always welcome

And friends I don't think she liked me telling her that I have a penis and if I dropped trau in a womens changing room "I'd have the cops called on me, what do you think?"

In conclusion I suspect I'm not actually welcome in women's spaces like that! But lordy I'm dying of laughter thinking of myself in the middle of a terf changing room with my dick hanging out like the dudes in that Oatmeal cartoon, waving while saying "how do you do fellow biological females" as my awful awful wang flails around looooool

 

Dying. Of. Laughter.

Floppity floppity "hello other adult human females aint it great being a bio female aw yeah"

 

This has me cackling

 

We both know I'd NEVER actually do this but holy shit you know they would all be So. Mad. hahaha

 

Awful Awful Wang new band name i called it

 

Made an improvised lemon chicken with beets and Brussels sprouts.

 

were the beets by dre?

 

no

no you god damn motherfucker

 

I didn't know chicken could do improv

 

I don't think I've ever had a beet

 

I thought you were vegetarian wow, they're good you should try one sometime

 

The Beets were cool

 

I hated them for the longest time and then I realized canned beets just suck. Same way with green beans and carrots. I eat those two raw now.

 

beet my meat

 

Meet the beets that beat your meat

 

$100 idea

beet on the brat

get it like a bratwurst with beets on it like the ramones song

good night i'm fuckin tired

 

Beets are delicious! Find yourself some golden beets

 

I do love me some canned green beans

 

Yeah dude beets are great. Especially mixed in with salads.

 

This album and the artwork is so dope

 

Let's open a food truck Cups

 

Stop getting off topic