Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 775

Any time I see one I'm like did I do a murder and forget about it

And I'm white

 

It was a typo, I’m sorry your mind ran away with you

 

When I was 16 (without a license) I took my mom’s car at 2am, drove without headlights and got pulled over pretty immediately. I was dressed in all black with a beanie and everything. I didn’t know what you do when you get pulled over so I hopped out and walked over to the cops.

Somehow I got out of the situation completely clean without any punishment from the cops or my mom

 

seriously guys. stop reporting each other.

 

s.t.o.p.

 

umm

lol

 

Kurt Loder asked me what I’d say to a dead cop’s wife
Cops kill my people everyday that’s life

 

who are these sack of fucks?

 

what's kurt up to these days?

 

Reported

 

I shoulda wore this exact outfit to this jury selection to ensure I wasn’t selected

 

You’d be sent home and told to come the next day in proper dress lol

 

One guy here is wearing shorts. I kinda respect it.

 

I have shorts on underneath my pants. Do you respect that?

 

Is it like, in case someone challenges you to one on one?

 

I don't know but they're coming to take David's potatoes

 

If someone challenged me to one on one, i’d take the shorts off and leave the pants on

 

That sounds extremely difficult. Is that a means of intimidation?

 

let your opponent know who wears the pants, good logic

 

I’ve been waiting here for so long that I had the pleasure of hearing an elderly couple recap the last 60-70 years of their lives.

 

that's six or seven decades if my math is right

 

The algebra all checks out

 

Could be. Just a comfort thing, really.