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Lol what is this

 

I'm not even trying to deliberately duck jury duty but I've moved like five times since getting my license and haven't updated my address a single time sooooo good chance I'd never see the letter

if I get stopped by a cop I'm probably dead tho so there truly is no real consequence

 

the email address for Florida Auto Performance, apparently

 

You could always look it up online. Theres a 1/4 chance you’re picked every year so it’s prolly a good idea to check every once and a while. Or flee the country. Either way.

 

Huh. Didn’t realize @oldjersey worked in that industry

 

I guess I better ://

 

These fuckers better settle. I am trying to leave!

 

That is so dumb lol, if a person is getting pulled over and not doing anything wrong you are going to fill them with anxiety just to give them a Circle K drink.

 

@aliens exist

 

I hope it’s at least recorded and put out publicly for our entertainment

 

A cop giving someone anxiety is like, the lesser circle of the hell they can do.

 

As a POC cops driving behind me is terrifying and no I do not want a circle K drink I want you to get off at the next exit and stop following me thanks.

 

DAMN missed opportunity

 

p sure I almost got mugged at a Circ K once

 

Calvin Klein?

 

Cops haven't earned the right to do cute bits and memes

 

Should be handing out cash and not circle k drinks

 

I bought weed at a circle k once

in fact everybody bought weed at the circle k where I lived in NC so thanks for funding the local drug office officer

 

yeah tom hilfiger sent in some of his thugs

 

I got slurped a lot at circle K a lot when I was younger



Edit: slurpeees

 

"I got slurped a lot" is some pretty unsettling innuendo

 

Not even kidding when I say cops are like my biggest fear lol. I get so god damn anxious when I’m around them.

So fuck that campaign. It’s also wasting people’s time