Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 763

Careful

 

losing my mind at Rivers' bucket hat and shirt

 

When the bar wants your D

 

why do they have your number, it's wild how any time a company uses one of those square credit card readers I automatically get an email receipt

 

Probably some time after she's done being Biden's vp

 

Because a lot of the bars in town have this check in thing where every time you go you can type your number into a tablet and get points to earn shirts and junk

 

don't make me cry with this centrist nonsense

 

To be clear I'm kidding/being cynical but yeah

 

@GrantCloud im serious, what do people usually guess? I’m curious

 

last night was wild y’all

 

Holy sht

 

give me deets coward

 

Is the North Dakota state fair known for getting bigger acts? Saw that’s Against Me! is playing there too.

 

just a fun night drinking. lots of funny shit but my absolute favorite thing was that we were all already tipsy when we met at the distillery that tour left from. we got one drink there and still had drink tickets left when they called us to the bus to leave. they were gonna be closed when we got back so jess and I decided to use those drink tickets and then went over to their water station and poured them in water cups and snuck them on the bus. the tour was dumb as shit so we spent the whole time getting drunk with our stealth drinks and making fun of the tour guide and laughing and maybe sometimes making other passengers annoyed with us.

we also met a sex worker with a colostomy bag and allegedly people pay him money to fuck his colostomy hole. his name was side pocket.

 

please don’t shame kinks or sex workers please

 

I’m busy

 

Currently trying to defeat my “been poor for 10 years” anxiety and go buy a bike cause I can actually afford it today

Also debating whether I should shower before cute girl from work comes over to smoke a blunt. My hair looks good as is today and I kinda don’t wanna mess with it

 

I think I’m safe with this one

 

@Dog with a Blog but actually...

White people usually think I’m Hispanic/Mexican because I think it’s a generalization thing (the ones I encountered it seems anyways.) I do get an occasional “oh, are you native?”, which is a nice surprise, but happens next to never, haha.

While other natives/or Spanish backgrounds I feel have like a sixth sense and are able to tell just by facial features.

 

Absolutely shower. Wash your body, keep your hair out of water as much as you can

 

Just looked up this years acts... looks pretty on par with the residents lifestyle.

 

Alright buying a bike and then showering. Life is good. I just have to go get the good. Fuck anxiety and it am not going to let it make me do nothing on my birthday.

 

now I know your boo's name aww

also you met multiverse Tonin