Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 724

Okay

 

I literally took ONE STEP into Cinemark and this angry woman came up to me and was like, “are you a manager!?” and went on some angry rant. Bruhhh I wasn’t even clocked in

 

Should have said not yet I’m not and then I walked away.

 

I truly do not understand why there are so many angry customers at a MOVIE THEATER

 

have you met people

 

I had my fucking headphones in too

 

Customer: “Large coffee filled with ice. I can’t drink it hot.”

Me: “So, you want it filled with ice so it’s cold.”

Customer: “Yeah.”

(Cue the customer stomping back up to the counter two minutes later…)

Customer: “Hey! I can’t believe you sold me this! This coffee is cold!”

 

Movie Theater - Funny Quotes & True Stories

Entire website devoted to this.

 

yeah okay I can see it. great color choices too.

 

My copy of Saga #1 is one of the few things I’ve sold for an exorbitant price that I wish I still had

 

Area 51 memes really came and went huh

 

i am to funny

 

borat wyd man

 

I’m taking a shit if I’m being honest with you

 

lie next time

 

what if you aren't being honest with us?

 

I’m on my way back from my trip to the moon

 

did you see anyone there?

 

memes have a ~24 hour shelf life now and the internet is a better place because of it

 

I rather not associate with you geeks

 

Wow you are a fraud

 

@GrantCloud coward

 

What do you want elf

 

I saw Jesus H Christ up there man. I swear.

I strive towards an ideal I am not perfect