Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 685

are we still talking about the “sleek beak” guy?

 

I fell in love with a Ken at the rock show

 

A true work of art

 

No the guy I'm thinking of died and I don't know what a sleek beak is

 

yeah that was in the paper too I was extremely confused but I know a good portion of the rest of the world isn't as puritanical about this kind of stuff. still seemed sus to essentially be priming kids to be customers for life which is basically how the Coke museum functions in Georgia

 

Ian

 

Wtf is sleek beak

 

I've never been on the Guiness one but I've been on the Budweiser tour a couple times and I believe there were a couple kids that were on it. They just don't get the samples at the end. The tours are mostly just history and then some of the processes they use, nothing that would be inappropriate for kids.

Now the gift shop on the other hand...There are definitely things that could be considered kids items that aren't specifically labeled as toys and such. On the other hand, I've seen plenty of craft breweries that sell baby/kids shirts and stuff too.

 

i skipped two pages but wtf is sleek beak

 

i envy both of you

 

honestly we have no choice but to stan lil nas at this point

 

Mr. Hands (2005)

 

Robert
A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fuckin g legend

Can confirm, my name is Robert

 

at least until he gets like m*rk hop*us on a remix

 

R.O.B.
R.O.B stands for "random occurring boner"
Joe: " I got a R.O.B. while giveing an English presentation.

 

interesting; I don't know this for a fact but the implication I got was the sample was in the form of like a pour your own type thing (taproom? is that what that's called?) that you hung out in, is that the same everywhere? the merch is kinda fucked imo but maybe I'm being self righteous.

I don't think drinking is bad (lol) but I do think it's weird how early alcohol is normalized to us all and as a result encourages consumption to a suspicious and somewhat staggering degree

 

the guy u meet and u will never regret meeting him. he makes ur heart smile. he is ur dream boy with that perfect smile. with robert, it isn't just about the looks, he is the whole package. robert is that guy where u will want to go to all his football and lacrosse games and cheer him on. robert is a special guy. don't ever let him go or u will regret it forever. robert ur the perfect guy and don't forget it please.


Why does this sound like a blakebeats tweet but longer, just replace Robert with Blake lmao

 

I'm not moralizing btw I promise I'm having a glass of wine as we speak

 

this thread is cursed

 

justin is the kind of person who is really shy when you first meet him. he is funny when you talk to him and when you see him you get butterflies. he says the cutest things sometimes but he can fuck them up by saying something to make him look more like a man. he tries to fit in by acting like an asshole but when you get to know him he is really the sweetest, funniest, most loveable person you could ever meet. he makes you fall inlove and you will always have a place in your heart for him. hes the kind of guy that you could say i love you to for the rest of your life. he is the kind of guy who will let you know how he feels and make you feel like an angel. yup, justin is an amazing person.

 

tucker
When a boner pops up for unexpexted reasons and you tuck it in behind your belt buckle in an attempt to hide it. If you're like me and have a rather large one, then the head will protrude from the pants. This is called a "tucker with a view".