Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 667

I’m suppose to be intermittent fasting yet here I am on my fourth hard sparkling water

 

Derek stop being a bad influence

 

Derek is literally only a bad influence

 

I had a guy hit on me and his reasoning was I WAS BEING LOUD AND DRAMATIC and he noticed me. I’m dead

 

is this how Chandler met Janice

 

Not a red flag at all

 

I don’t get this reference cause friends is trash I said it

I was like idk what I did I’m Italian I talk with my hands at all times so okay

 

Whomst?

 

@Kiana i don’t know if I ever said this but my cousin works in social work and like she is explaining everything and it’s so confusing

 

Met a super cute coworker tonight and she invited me to a house party....but the bar with my bois calls my name

 

A girl’s gotta hydrate

 

Technically that isnt food

 

Hmmm. 6in tortillas are hard to make a burrito out of

 

Yeah that 100 percent did not work and now there is a real mess

 

Ok I’m doing both

 

oh boy

 

James is just Californian Dan, change my mind.

 

Man in am so ruled up

 

W O E WW

 

my sister’s quinceanera is tonight and it’s weird that it ends at 10 because we have to clean the venue also.

 

The is so did e

 

Yes

 

Man Jumps on Plane's Wing and Attempts to Enter the Cabin as Aircraft Prepares for Takeoff