Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 666

Chicago the windy city

 

Being paid to poop is the ultimate fuck you to capitalism

 

Lol personality tests can sound so culty. Today my friend who had me do the enneagram test told me "you ARE such a 5" and then within the same car ride im like "me and X got along so well because we're both greens...." Referencing the color personality workplaces make u do sometimes

And yeah.

 

this sounds like something out of black mirror

 

@CobraKidJon

 

I Stan

 

Send me all of them

 

I’m going to fuck Grover

 

If I don’t poop three times during work I failed

 

Delete this

 

My boss told me he “didn’t like” how much I was going to the bathroom. I could write a fucking essay on that piece of shut. Ugh

 

I got the same shit (heh) when I worked at Walmart. Like, I couldn't really help that I was constantly stressed from both the job itself and my family life slowly falling apart and that I get the stress shits from, ya know, being stressed.

 

I never actually went to the bathroom at work because I almost never do in public restrooms but I would spend 10 minutes a day in there to avoid work

 

we are supposed to call our boss when we go to the bathroom because it’s a gap in our production but I’m a rebel and just go when I want

 

WHITE CLAWS

 

I go to the bathroom so I don't have a panic attack or I'll pee and then just stay there, it's hard to do subtly and reasonably

 

still trying to process Midsommar but yeah I loved it

 

Cups

 

People keep referencing media to me that I do not watch!!!

 

One thing I’ll miss about Regal is how easy it is to just disappear and walk away from whatever you’re doing

 

Also all I want is those lil beady eye masks u put in the freezer because it sounds so soothing rn and I've been to three different stores and none have them??? Apparently one of those things I see everywhere until I want it

 

Consume more media!!!!

 

I FINALLY FOUND ONE

 

I thought I already consumed too much tbh!!!