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So possessive and heteronormative and removes agency

 

this slaps

 

it implies there's only one ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jk I'm monogamous and faithful just wanted to make a bad joke.

 

I hate “my girl.” If you say “my girl” then you’re a Chad.

 

being monogamous is cancelled

it's all about being poly in 2019

 

talkin bout myyyyy girl (my girl)

 

No problem with “my girlfriend.” But “my girl” is so douchey haha

 

Brad and Chad convention.

 

yeah guys will always phrase it like "ay that your girl" and it's weird to respond to

 

What if you're Macaulay Culkin or The Temptations

 

phuxkc u i do what i want

 

yeah after a certain age you should probably stop referring to women you date as girls right? so my girl is c a n c e l e d

 

I'm going to fornicate to this track later. Thanks man.

 

okay zack de la rocha

 

we're inclusive of all preferred forms of relationships here.

we actually talked about being open when we first dated, I was kinda down but also realistically can barely maintain one relationship so we decided against it.

 

If you’re Macaulay it doesn’t matter cause your dumbass is gonna die anyway. If you’re The Temptations, I hate to tell you this, but that song is overrated

 

My woman

 

Spoiler alert

 

how i'm tryna be

bae goals

 

RATM - Live & Rare is still one of the greatest live albums I've listened to.

 

I read that to the tune of Poison

 

that's somehow worse

 

(my woman)