Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 530

And has a normal hairline

 

Sadly I can confirm that Dylan is too

 

Shh

 

“I’m pleasant”

 

Looks like Retta from Parks & Rec is on a show called Good Girls and a film called Good Boys.

@iCarly Rae Jepsen would have fun with that

 

Good Girls is very good.

 

Finally finished season 1 of What we do in the shadows.

 

Right!? He's wonderful

 

So I totally added a woman on Tinder to my FB after like an hour of talking

 

man you've TALKED to someone on Tinder? Impressive.

 

Wings of Pastrami would be a good name

@Fucking Dustin

 

I thought Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were still together

 

They aren't!?!?!

 

You never heard Nick’s breakup album?

 

She seems cool, I hope she doesn’t ghost me

 

TALKING to someone on Tinder AAAANNNND not getting ghosted!? man, this is uncharted territory for me

 

My friend made fun of her appearance and that honestly hurt my feelings. Like I think she’s cute and I rarely ever have any connection with people, that’s some low ass shit

 

Like I’ve poked fun at people she’s dated sure but I never made fun of their appearance, that’s a line I won’t cross.

 

The only time it is acceptable to make fun of someone's appearance is if that person is named Kyle.

 

I honestly couldn’t message her back, I don’t feel like responding to something like that

 

Or @dylan

 

Yeah fuck that. I'm sure the person you're after is cute as hell and your friend is dumb as hell.

 

Yeah but Dylan cute tho @dylan

 

I really like her smile

 

V tru