Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 519

He's picking your ass up from the airport right? Can't be too bad a guy.

 

@Henry helped me move 20 miles uphill when my rental truck broke down. there is no other.

 

Sounds like something someone held against their will would say. blink twice if you need help.

 

yeah I know, hes my bff but I gotta keep my gimmick up on here

 

can confirm

he’s great at scissoring too

 

wow dan literally has more self awareness than @dylan and dan cant even spell self awareness

 

dylan never breaks kayfabe and i can respect that

 

@dylan worked himself into a shoot in like preschool

 

Silent Alarm is still my shit. God damn this album rules.

 

why do old people hate using kiosk

They are so easy

 

they don't use credit cards like dorks

 

text from my mom: “what’s reddit?”

wonder where this is going

 

i prefer face to face interaction at least

 

let @CoffeeEyes17 send her his favorite subs

 

this could have a lot of different meanings

 

r/micropenis

 

DEBIT CARDS EXIST

I’m horrible and I only prefer kiosk

 

have you ever seen mr bean rule 34

 

I don’t know who mr bean is so no

 

Uncultured swine

 

have you ever seen @ComedownMachine

 

hell yeah I am

 

no I haven’t

 

you ever dock with him?