Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 495

Is there anything you don’t do in the shower

 

Bathe.

 

Do you piss while eating that sandwich in the shower?

 

Thinking of you @aliensexist

 

not simultaneously, no. but i could. because this is america, machine.

 

WAT!!!!

 

DULAM!?

 

I hate the radio so much. I had to pick up my grandparents from the airport in my grandpas truck that only plays radio. Anyway, generic music aside the hosts said “we have some DRAMA coming up. Does Shawn Mendes have a new boo? And who did Justin Bieber shade before his bottle challenge? We have deets after this song!” *plays Ed Sheeran*

 

Camila Cabello dating Shawn Mendes is the least dramatic most boring thing ever

 

is that the dude from dashboard

 

bahahahaa

 

i don't get it, and i really should

 

An Emmanuel has appeared.

 

you probably shouldn't cuz it's dumb af

 

that's fine

 

Wat

 

fuk

 

Nothin like an entire bottle of Jameson after a long day of training. Now to sit on a mountain top and reminisce about Planet Vegeta. Only thing that could ruin this is a full moon.

 

he does know Netflix is his competitor right lol

 

Raditz

 

bro