Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 435

all time fav of mine

 

man this will legitimately be true cause I'm using my mom's car supposedly

 

I used to stay up way too late at night as a kid watching these on Food Network. Probably where my love of cooking started on some level. I remember thinking it was so cool when they made an American version and Morimoto came over to be one of the Iron Chefs.

 

@oldjersey

 

Probably where you having no friends started as well

 

fuck this is perfect

 

nah that started the second I came into this world

 

im lov

 

Aww wholesome :)

 

omg dairy queen has a sour patch kids blizzard

 

Don’t know why it took this long but I’m listening to Bjork (Post) and wow wow wow

 

Cait gets sour patch ice cream and luvs it af

 

did you hear hyper ballad for the first time? truly a blessed day

 

Just had someone try to order crab cakes through my instagram

 

Oh, that was me, my bad.

 

I mean are they wrong though? I would eat the shit out of those crab cakes.

 

The fucked up part is I didn’t want to post them because I thought they looked bad haha

 

The mark of a great chef

 

it's rude to flex without sharing

 

I still think about going back and deleting posts I don’t like lol. But then Nicole would break up with me, she said.

 

I offered to send her the recipe. I don’t think she’s interested though.

 

I can't eat a recipe

 

I should have charged $20 per crab cake, you’re right.

 

Dude I crave your crab cakes just looking at that picture tbh