Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 336

I've resolved to stop ordering Domino's bc I have a local place I can support for a couple dollars more. Domino's is my preferred of the big 3 though

 

Page 187 on a motherfuckin cop

 

I'm out at the bars alone this sucks lol

 

WERE ON STAGEEEE

 

@Dog with a Blog tell him how to make bar friends

 

I do not aim with my hand;
He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.

I do not kill with my gun;
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.

 

This is a quote from James's favorite movie

 

John don’t do this.

 

Drink drink drink and the friends will come

 

I need more specific advice, sir

 

I dunno man these things just happen

 

Yeah but you’re gorgeous

 

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Queer Eye is teaching me that we’re all gorg

 

I think I'm the only person who could spend an hour with Jonathan and still be like I'm an ugly sack of shit who no one will ever love and I should just die

 

Impossible

 

Cop in Child’s Play, referring to a group of 10 year olds: “fuckin millennials”

 

Jonathan’s are elite

 

Donkey roll was lit

 

He'd dropkick me into outerspace.

 

That a sushi thing ?

 

No way to know for sure dog

 

online has warped my brain so much that I automatically assume this is a sex thing like it would be for me

 

Ian a deviant confirmed

 

Dude, what the fuck...