Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 283

yeah after the 12th inning I didn’t care who won, such a shit game offensively.

 

you're gonna see the world through Tonin's eyes

 

im so creepily good with peoples names and faces i have to pretend to forget people when they reintroduce myself im like oh okay im gonna say i dont know you.

 

I don’t care enough to remember people’s names oops

 

no I need the return business. plus they're rich white kids the odds are probable that that's what they actually think

 

no offense to any formerly rich white kids who are now rich white adults that might be around, I guess

 

At least you admit you’re a fraud

 

im a fake ass bitch its fine

 

Know your audience

 

sorry, was that bootlicking

 

what I meant to say is guillotine the rich

 

that's fair and true hahaha

 

Every day I grow more and more afraid of the notes I leave for myself when i'm asleep. last night i just saved a memo on my phone that said "LAWYER!?"

so there's that

 

better lawyer up im coming for you

 

I’ll miss Mark Hoppus

 

you aren't shit.

 

Using my computer for the third time in a month or whatever!

 

I bought a cheap laptop like a year ago because broke and terrible job. My mom decided to flex on me by buying my sister a MacBook Air which costs 4x the amount I paid for mine. I’m hurt.

 

okay thats fair

 

how is Aziz Ansari touring

Didn’t the dude get cancelled