Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 170

was opening a new bank account today and this guy came in and the first thing he says (without anyone saying anything at all to him) is "how much money can I take out of my savings at one time?" and I was like what does this fuckin dude got going on right now?

 

oh never interpreted it digitally but you are right it fits nicely with the rest. can't quit irony though sorry

 

needs blink tickets asap

 

being an asshole isn't problematic tho

 

uhhh alot of us?

 

I asked the same thing when I bought my Coachella passes this year

 

He is gonna sell out the stadium himself

 

Springfield is building a monorail

 

"they've got my wife"

another one falls for the scam

"is that you Debbie?"

*woman screams

"that's exactly how she might scream"

 

could be anything.. that's what's so intriguing about it

 

Not as problematic as @SlappinCups

 

www.farmersonly.com

 

The machine that converts coins into bills attracts the strangest crowd at my local bank. Like bordeline murderers.

 

CANCELLED !

 

Why are you people going into banks? We have the internet now

 

Classist

 

Sometimes you need cash monehhh

 

why you gotta be that guy tho

 

ATM's?

 

I mean, I don’t ever speak to a teller, but I still go into the bank to use the machine

 

cmon bruh you know they dope fiends

 

but you can get more money at the bank than from an ATM

 

I knew this really hot teller and she gave me her number

Yeah, it was for if I have any questions about bank stuff but still

 

I don’t have enough money to surpass the ATM withdrawal limit

 

We just had the longest fire drill ever which was nice to get a break from work but i'm pretty sure i've got a sunburn now