Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1381

what was dyl doing in houston?

 

Honestly that is probably where it originated then haha

I’m surprised too!

anyway sweaty is how you be mocking the condescending sweetie so it’s satirical people damn I’m not just MEAN to Ian!!

 

it’s my second home

They wouldn’t like it

 

Me too. Not for a lack of trying

 

Fuck “working”

 

I just laughed so hard I snorted

 

Don’t snort too hard.

 

I can’t tell if I’m just on my phone a fuck ton or if the battery is trash or both

 

Which iPhone and what’s the battery health % at?

 

Settings > Battery > scroll down and click Show Activity and it’ll show you how long you’ve had each app open in the last 24hrs or the last 10 days

 

Your phone is fine. You’re trash.

 

I’m eating Taco Bell

 

I'll use that excuse in the future when I get called out for being too mean. "it's satirical, you just don't get it."

 

It only works if you’re not usually mean

 

Hmmm, guess I'm fucked then.

 

I’m on chorus too much

 

Big same

 

That wasn’t one of the options, Derek

 

Bigly same

 

Half that top percentage is from watching rimjobs.

 

Maybe like 20%

 

Damn rly none of y’all on Facebook

That’s my biggest battery suck by far

 

I use reddit and YouTube on safari so it probably be like that also

 

Being that Instagram is Facebook’s adopted child, I guess it counts the same.



Also, being that phone calls take up a full 1% means too many people call me. It’s 2019 you fucks stop dialing.