Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 138

At what point do we call the human experiment a failure and end it all?

 

I just had to run through Safeway with my Freddy Krueger piggy bank and I feel like this moment sums up my life pretty adequately.

 

best playboi carti lyric

 

How many tootsie rolls could you fit in your mouth?

 

I need way more deets

 

what's your poison?

 

Man I wish it was interesting. I brought my Freddy Krueger piggy bank to Wells Fargo (located within Safeway) but then they told me they don't have a change counter (????) So I went to coinstar located within safeway instead. Then I went grocery shopping and got to the checkout and realized I left my wallet in my car (wtf is up with me and my wallet lately??) And so while she was scanning my groceries I ran outside to my car but for some reason instead of leaving the piggy bank in the cart I took it with me to my car so me and Freddy just high tailed it to my car because I feel guilty and anxiety if I had anyone up so I literally ran to the car so I didn't hold up the line, with Freddy in hand!

 

Just be careful. I dunno if you have an addictive personality but kratom has played a big role in ruining my brother

 

Unless crapist is a word this would be a very irritating situation

 

Had a lil picnic 2day :)

 

Actually have to cook while caits not home this weekend. It's coming out well though

 

Good morning

 

I want you to cook for me.

 

I only now how to boil things that are already cooked

 

“Can I get a ticket to see John Wick Chapter 3 Parabellum?” Sure thing, serial killer

 

the women I saw in Virginity rocks shirts were definitely in a religious cult because if not

 

No

 

I'm watching extreme mini golf

 

wouldn't that just be golf

 

I had little caesars and some hot wings

miss you @littlejohn

 

How so ianthaniel

 

Damn I miss his little Caesar pix

 

Is LJ coming back ever?

 

bigger courses