Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1379

I thought Jessica Chastain and Bill Hader were going to catch him

 

it’s an abusive relationship that everyone wants out of but when you try to leave you get added back to the group without your consent

 

oh, you know...

 

At this point I think we actually just dislike each other

 

what relationship doesnt have a little hate in there?

 

this is me and @ComedownMachine

the kids of course

 

please don’t post private correspondence please that’s impolite

 

here i am all left out because no one wants to text with me. i see how it fucking is.

 

No one here wants to text with one another. We got tricked into it

 

I’ll give you @ComedownMachine number and you’ll regret it as soon as he texts you

 

Yeah, but I'm handsome as fuck

 

I'm a treasure, though.

 

I sometimes feel that way but I'm with y'all enough as is

 

Give me three reasons why

 

Yeah but we all need someone to talk shit about everyone else with


Or is that just me

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen
You know how in Supernatural, they use salt circles to keep demons out?

My friend did that with baby powder and it really helped his rash.

 

being talked about behind my back is one of my biggest fears so I'd rather someone call me a piece of shit to my face haha

 

Yeah, that's fair I suppose.

But I also see that response for the light brush off that it is. Clever. and painful.

 

well you got me there. I'm not capable of listing one reason why someone would want to communicate with me as I dont even like me.

Thanks. Really great making me feel like shit.

 

I’ll fight you at cfg

 

facts

 

You’re welcome

 

I don't watch Supernatural I'm a grown man

 

I genuinely don’t know how anyone else has thoughts and opinions without working them through someone else first tbh

But also yeah it sucks to be talked about and I’m not trying to be a jerk but it’s always going to happen. Like, probably exponentially less to you bc how could anyone have anything bad to say lmao but in general!!
It’s one of those things that you just have to accept because there isn’t an alternative haha

Anyway I fully believe that talking about people relieves unnecessary tension about petty stuff and allows for healthier relationships. In this essay I will...