Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1374

2 of my friends facetimed me when I met up with @CobraKidJon because they thought he was going to kill me

 

Imagine being in Mick’s shoes trying to explain to people that he’s meeting up with a gorilla/human hybrid whose mental capacity is that of a third grader

 

Is that supposed to be us?

 

i get this ad more than any other

 

so you had "Chinese food" at 10:30 am, that actually makes sense for you

 

you and dyl

 

Am I said habit?

 

Yeah I dunno man I just literally heard the orange chicken calling my name. Literally.

 

@metallikunt you’re in Long Beach? Ever seen a drunk dog sniffing butts on Broadway and Redondo???

 

how many seniors did you **** this wknd??

 

What's up?

 

“Yes, she was technically a grandmother, but she’s legally not a senior”- James, probably

 

is the answer just @Dog with a Blog's picture?

 

senior citizens have the softest

 

tat iz funi

 

HOLD UP WHAT

 

I heard Catherine Zeta-Jones is bipolar.

Half the time she's Zeta, half the time she's Jones.

 

Chipotle

 

thought you were going with a different joke there

 

i hate @ComedownMachine btw

 

Remember when we were walking back to the car and my friends FaceTimed me?

 

KJ is canceled thank god