Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1370

Moran

 

Sad and lonely, you know what that means - window shopping online!!!!

 

It’s taking over my dvr.

 

How do I know what hat size I am

 

measure your head with a tape measurer

 

I dont have one

 

Ruler?

 

your head is twice as big as your dick so measure your dick

 

Some kind of bmw, but I’ll investigate the list Dylan gave me, sans the Ford Focus that Cups corroborated on.

 

Boss Baby is packin

 

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WITH WHAT

 

@thesoftskeleton

 

"I cant measure my head."
"So measure your dick."

Thanks, cups

 

Put your fingers around your head to measure then hold them in that position until you get to the store

 

I'm just fucking with you

I would totally fuck that up which is why I only buy adjustable hats, or beanies after I make sure they're not too small for my head, and I know this isn't helpful

 

You are somehow less helpful than my dick

 

That's what I do too

 

gin has betrayed me

 

Your phone. Google “ruler”

If you have an iPhone nearby, use the built in measuring tool.

 

This explanation is also misleading.

 

Use a string

 

A Guitar string yes! Brilliant! You are now as useful as my dick

 

I drive a 228i and I love it. Golf R/GTI is nice too.