Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1368

I was raised on romcoms so I guess I can forgive you

 

Yes. Now bring them before me @Max_123

 

i want to run away from Max with a dog under each arm. That's a hilarious image until Max catches me because he's undoubtedly faster than I am, especially when carrying two heavy loaves.

 

Did you see titanic

 

he probably has chips on at least Leo because he's a celebrity

 

yeah if only they had seen that iceberg

 

Excuse me don’t body shame

 

oh if you give me time to prepare I guarantee you 1000 percent I can defeat Max in a seige type scenario.

 

Everyone saw it, actually. I heard China put a magnet in the iceberg

 

heavy is a statement of fact, not an opinion. by implying I was body shaming you are the one body shaming.

 

fucking owned that nerd.

 

No such thing as consensual sex with a minor as minors can't consent.

 

@Freedom USA

 

#firstboobsisaw

 

You mean that your friend saw

 

Right. I've never seen any, but I have my theories about them.

Anyone else think those things are all filled with peach jam?

 

I wanna be clear that no one here is disagreeing with this lol
I was just saying that as far as we know, there was not a minor involved.

Edit: nvm I see you were just commenting on his wording. I understood what both of you meant though.

 

i have just the thing - what’s your address?

 

So ointments haven't helped. Time for a dry method. I'm thinking baby powder.

 

@supernovagirl

 

What a delightful intersection of my interests

 

@thesoftskeleton hey just wanted to DM you and say that Dylan and Derek keep calling me a coward because I won’t play nerd video games with them because I’m better than they are and have way nicer hair than them they also called me homophobic slurs and made fun of my larger than average turds which is a very sensitive topic for me that I struggle with daily, it’s caused quite the strain and as much as I try to wipe it away and not let it define me they constantly throw it in my face. I think they should both be cancelled. Also Dylan said you’re not funny but he’s very wrong