Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1362

@iCarly Rae Jepsen this is no time for cowardice. My scrotum needs relief.

 

I mean my friend's scrotum.

 

I can't help you my friend

 

I’ll lick your balls bro. If that’s what you need

 

All of them?
Okay, but it may take awhile.

 

Maybe @bachna84 can help me Google it.

 

Just the incision line

 

You have any go-to chafing cures for my friend?

 

Idk what this means.
I have a lot learn about banging the military.

 

Talcum powder

 

Ohhhhh haha I thought this was in reply to me licking your balls

 

How's that gonna help me in screwing the troops?

 

You wouldn't want to do that. I swear the stitches are made of fishing line.

 

Please don’t kink shame me please

 

Get some sudocrem

 

Wait who’s tryin to bump uglies with Troops

 

wait y'all had a dinner party and didn't invite me

 

James wants me to for some reason. Each and every trooper.

 

Me when troops would ask for a military discount on a $4.75 matinee showing

 

Better get going then KJ

These troops ain’t gonna f themselves

 

There was a record 240,000 people at the state fair yesterday, wtf man

 

Sometimes I randomly think about when one of my friends genuinely asked me if I think being pretty/attractive gives people an advantage in life. Probably the most does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woods moment of my life.

 

There are really good Reddit threads about this