Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1360

sure the amount that dude masturbates would blow our minds tbh

 

@Dog with a Blog @dylan y'all grew up religious isn't jerking off illegal, Blakey may be right

 

COmE mAkE oUt WiTh mE

*his crush obliges*

“I can’t make out!!!! Nasty and sinful!!!”

 

can someone ask him about his thoughts on eating ass?

 

He’s like the fully realized version of Dylan’s purity bit

 

I'm getting 50 bucks today. they do various promotions where you can get a bit more too; referrals, early birds, etc

I looked away when I saw the size

 

how shitty does your life have to be that you are constantly honking for someone to leave a parking spot in a target

 

You let somebody stick you with a big ass needle for $50? I wouldn't even unsheathe a fucking needle for $50. I'm actually upset.

 

people are so fucking lazy, it's like you can park 5 spots over and walk a little but you gotta be an asshole

 

i have been bested

 

Thinkin about a new car potentially.

Any suggestions for me to ponder?

 

this is kinda like what happens to @thesoftskeleton when she blacks out drinking wine and comes to at target yelling at the person at the customer service desk

 

wait until an apple car

 

Damn ur right.



Damn I hope the rumor of Apple AR glasses are true.

Can’t wait to send them my prescription and get s pair.

 

Btw they’re coming out with Apple VR where you can fuck Steve Jobs

 

also when James goes out with the boys, only it involves making out with a Victoria's Secret model and an entire Olympics team

 

@dylan has preordered 3

 

I really love you.

 

Boo

 

you're gonna get a Maserati and never drive it, that's how you roll

 

Never buy brand new. I know, it's nice and always smells great. But, the value drop the second a car leaves the lot is never worth it. Shop for something within the most current 3 years and under 35,000mi.

 

Yeah, I meant “new to me” haha. No way in hell would I buy new.




This is ugly as shit