Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 136

Nuffin really. Just ate a McGriddle lol. You ?

 

They immediately ****** after

 

What is turtle fuck

 

Actually no, I don’t want to know

 

Gonna go and find smthn to do outside and also buy a plant cuz my idiot cat ate mine

 

It's beautiful

 

Yeah I don’t buy plants because my cat is an ass, when I move next month I’ll probably buy some for our little patio area we will have

 

Don’t lie to me Kate

 

don't keep snacks in the house then get mad when they get eaten

 

how did you miss it cloud

 

damn i guess aliens is not allowed in cloud's house

 

I can’t show my wife anything because I don’t have a wife!

 

You should

 

I'm mad that my phone I ordered at 8:00 yesterday won't be here until Monday. What's the point of even being in 2019

Should've picked in store pickup but I expected it to be here today or tomorrow

 

always a bridesmaid never a bride

 

Seagulls keep couple hostage in their own home for six days by attacking them every time they leave house

 

It does sound very adult! I’m an adult.

 

Birds are assholes

 

General manager has been a piece of shit lately and basically making fun of me for applying to manager (like saying “didn’t you want to be manager? Why did you call out sick?” and stuff like that) and if she does that today I’m going to say yeah I’m glad I didn’t get it and then walk out on the spot

 

skip a wife, get a waifu

 

Nicole is that you?

 

i've never shopped quicker than right now when i realized my grocery store was repeating a two song playlist consisting of the black eyed peas' i gotta feeling and weezer's cover of africa