Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1358

Queer Up Punk is way better

 

Every time I see a Blake tweet, it makes me want to go smother him with a pillow. If anyone needs assisted suicide, it;s him

 

@Dog with a Blog are you the James in this story

 

*deleted photo of man holding cat in a peculiar situation.*

 

did we?

 

Oh shit I just caught up and saw the news @dylan and @thesoftskeleton we gotta get Annabelle and Jojo to be bffs

 

knew that tweet would eventually make its way in here

 

Okay but I legit did not harm my child. She just decided to come cuddle immediately after the fun stuff.

 

just making sure

 

its an important tweet that should be here for like-minded folks to review and argue about

 

which beer/brewery?

 

I gave a pre-disclosure for the obvi reasons.

 

Ffs after 5 years here I just made my highest grossing sale on clothing for a single transaction, and it actually gave me anxiety because I’m pretty sure I’ve never spent more than $250 in a day shopping. This man just spent $4300+ dollars. I must know whose ass he’s eating.

 

Martin House Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer

 

Who’s is it?

 

Whoever has the ass that shits gold apparently.

 

Ahhh, the Midass touch

 

The Midas tush

 

Okay but the sodium isn’t great for you

 

shhhh

 

lol how many pickles do you think im eating?

 

69

 

the needle in my arm is HUGE

 

I love pickles but I don't think I can eat more than 3 at a time. Like 3 quarters