Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1337

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I had a vasectomy a couple days ago

 

Only when you have too many

 

If you don't like snickerdoodles, you can lick my macadamia nuts

 

Sure, with chocolate chunks, deep fried in pancake batter, coated in chocolate, layer of ice cream and coated again.

 

Everyone’s penis has an HP bar

 

Y’all ever had those cookies with the Hershey kiss in the middle?

 

I fuck with those

 

I’m gonna have to get some cookies when I get my PSL lol.

 

Pro soccer league?

 

has nobody explained how sex works to you yet

 

P**** sucking lips

 

It splits open like a blooming flower.

 

My mom said your penis falls off and a laser beam hits the girls tummy and makes a baby!

 

Hello ladies and gents. How are you all doing this somber Sunday afternoon?

 

Fucking fantastic since this storm is gonna mostly miss us I THINK

 

Stop putting chocolate in cookies that don't need them!

 

It was supposed to hit us so I can not work next week

 

shhhh. the less he knows, the less chance he does, and less chance he creates a baby oldjersey

 

Ugh, got too high last night and couldn't focus on the two new shows I wanted to start, lol. Glad it's a long weekend.

 

That's excellent. Get wet a different way.

 

Thought you wanted it to hit

 

This is fucked up
@Dog Fish
@dogdad @Doggy @leatherexotica1

 

what shows haha

 

Bing Bop Thermos and Jung Shelder