Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1333

Spiders are 1000x scarier when you're naked. That's why I'm never naked.

 

White people man is the world's worst superhero.

 

everyone that liked this post is dead to me

 

Gonna do the bit y'all ran into the ground

Why I was just supporting James and don't pass judgment on content

 

did somebody say something

 

I’ve got a 12pk of claws, vegan cookie dough, and a two part Che movie happy Labor Day weekend y’all

 

Fuck places that make you pay for parking but don’t take card

 

Recorded two episodes of my podcast last night, which is partly about alcohol. Now my liver feels like it's about to drop out of my body.

 

@dadbolt he's very cute what's his name

 

I’d actually go to an Arby’s if this was normal.

 

As long as they aren’t serving them

 

KFC probably does and I love it

 

How

Fucking

Dare you

 

opossums are invaluable to their local ecosystem and should not be killed and consumed by humans ians you're canceled

 

how is chicken tendies, a biscuit, mashed potatoes, a drink, and a cookie $5
I don't want to know but gimme

 

by that logic no animals should be killed and eaten by humans
nice try Dylan

 

exactly

 

@bachna84

 

Well when you pay your employees next to nothing you can do it.

 

Arby's sauce is my preferred aphrodisiac.

 

I’m at an angels & airwaves show rn

 

sorry for your loss