Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1330

Oh honestly I haven’t tried today. Hopefully today it’s lightened up. But my gas light is on so I just need rly couldn’t drive around and wait around to find out.
Also I only have $6 so seems like a silly amount to put in. I was just going to wait until my school money comes in. I don’t have anywhere to go or anything to do anyway lol

 

It’s okay, you don’t need to wipe. That was a lie started by the liberal media.

 

Gross but okay

 

Hey @SlappinCups / @Dirty Sanchez

 

This post inspired me to start drinking again. It’s only been about 8 hours since I stopped.

 

Oh shit

 

@dylan

 

If that wagon expands any more it’s gonna have its own gravitational pull

 

THIS WAS ON MY TENT WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING. F THIS WHOLE NONSENSE.

 

Omg this reminds me that last night when I took my shower, I hopped in and chilled for like 2-3 minutes. After that I went to reach for my shampoo behind me and ALONG THE TUB WAS A BLACK WIDOW THAT WAS IN THERE WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME

 

Spiders should be arrested for assassination attempt at this rate

 

There was just a bee flying into and out of my car and I was prepared to live in the parking lot if he didn't fly away but he did

 

Claward

 

fuck me up

 

You got a car?

 

I'm in the suburbs you need one

 

I’m going in again.

 

My man good luck. After brunch we are going to Ikea then day drinking.

 

he's only a kid he can't be that bad

 

should have gotten brunch at Ikea way cheaper, also I like that denim jacket

 

True, but I don’t think they serve bloody Mary’s in the cafeteria. Also I’ll her u like it

 

I didn't see the spider at first so i thought you were being mean about the boy.

 

My nickname in college