Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1318

existentially i assume i exist as the sins of my forefathers made literal.

 

I’m hoping Dorian makes my 3 day weekend a 4 or 5 day weekend. Daddy needs his nappy naps

 

Did Mr Mime and Mrs Ketchum fuck?

 

it's a theory, one i ascribe to since it amuses me to no end.

 

she tossed his salad.

 

for me I assume it's because the universe is random and cruel but I may as well do something

 

Ask me how my vasectomy was.

 

Is it a sexy clown?

 

claw time

 

aren't you married? you don't get to eat any clown ass

 

Well is my wife the clown in this hypothetical?

 

thats rude.

 

don't be a prude/no poly shaming

 

How was the vasectomy?

 

It was nuts.

 

The former, I’m always experiencing the latter

 

was it like Seinfeld?

 

Welp it’s official, my company shut us down. They said we were bought out and it seemed like good news a few weeks ago but they had to make “tough operational” changes and that included closing all the branches except for corporate today

 

I don't remember that episode. Probably because I'm on painkillers.

 

That sucks. I'm sorry.

 

C'mon that was a good one.

 

I hate to say it but he’s such a kind dude irl