Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1316

thats a tough life to live man, but respectable

 

As much as I want to roast you I don't much care, do your thing man.

I do have one question: how does your junk not just like sit in the toilet water then?

 

maybe he likes to give his boys a little dip every now and then. Florida gets hot

 

there's always piss on that part though.

 

I guess my weird thing is I wipe from behind my back. the other way (through your legs) just seems dumb

 

i guess my package is uhhhh tight

 

haha no theres not!! especially not at home, if im in public I do a thorough wipe job around the whole thing

 

the weirdest take that seemed to not be too weird when we discussed this in the nfl thread was that people stand up to wipe

 

I've been sitting down at home to piss lately. Less piss splashes from the water to the toilet rim using this method.

Have a great long weekend everyone.

 

More plz.

I thought my morning wood was going to detach from my body and fly around the room like a rocket. It hurt sooo bad.

 

Dorian is going to kill everyone in Florida to make sure Dan never shits like that again

 

I almost always sit to pee at home. It's way better. It's like this secret that women have been keeping from us for 7k years.

 

wat i dont think anyone does this

 

there is a poop thread, go talk about this gross topic in there

 

might as well just shit in a lake like an animal.

 

how would you know that?

 

shakes is a pervert

 

these people are animals

 

I think this is the first time I have ever said this but I agree with Dylan

 

Why is Dylan mean all the time? Is that a bit?

 

just on this page there's poop, morning wood rocket, and florida.

 

fuck you to hell