Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1296

Im listening to this podcast series called the butterfly effect and this guy finds the creator of tube sites this guy in montreal and it takes him down this rabbit hole where he meets all different corners of the porn world and a big one is custom made videos where people pay good money and write and direct the whole scene (not in person but through communicating) and this one guy has had multiple videos where cute girls take HIS actual stamp collection that he sent in and burn it and then a guy walks in (playing his role if he walked in) and the girls jerk him off while the stamp collection is burning away. He has done this multiple times.

 

Ive snorted drugs in a church bathroom during a funeral thats all i got tho

 

now seems like a good time for a drive by y'all need jesus post

 

good job

 

thank you for calling me ryan atwood

 

This is how it’s done in Orange County

 

Jesus wept

 

Ugh Cait has the flu, i'm afraid to sleep in the same bed

 

I am afraid to ask, but ask I shall: how did you see a tiddy at church? OR are you so unholy you're confusing church with like a strip club?

 

dont be a fucking coward

 

We were making out/heavy petting in this room upstairs that you could lock from the inside

 

A quick skim and I caught Dogs, Churches, Drugs, Tiddys, and Wankin’. You guys party?

 

Take care of your girlfriend you fucking coward. You’re immune when you’re taking care of your girlfriend. Moms are also immune when taking care of their sick kids it’s just science

 

he might be a coward but sounds like he definitely won't be fucking

 

Jesus crept. Always watching.

 

TMI time, warning poop talk

I like it when I have nasty crazy looking poops, I get complete satisfaction knowing that ugly waste is out of my body and I am now cleaner inside, how weird is this on a scale from 1-10?

 

not with that attitude he wont

 

Lol im obvi going to take care of her and already have all day, im just saying i may sleep on the couch at night and she can text or call if she needs anything badly overnight

 

i appreciate youve finally dropped the pretense that youre at all pure or christian. bravo

 

you gotta be there at all hours to comfort her you fuck

 

We all know I’m not

 

I had a couple of sexual first in a church building as well so im with you dog

 

You need to repent and tell christian mom and post a screen shot of what she says

 

True. Im just glad we've moved on from trying to emulate Dylan; nothing good comes from that.