Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1295

what happens to the nukes?

 

when you're horny on main at work

 

Is there anywhere better to be horny on main tho, I mean really

 

Bout to watch Boss Baby?

 

Oh is @dylan live on Instagram?

 

how do you go live in instagram?

 

Sure bud

 

weird thing to show during a medical procedure

 

you DO NOT INSULT OUR SUPREME LEADER!

 

Have I...missed a lot in the last few pages?

 

no it's not you, it's me.

 

The only thing Dylan leads is the Alt-right movement

 

Not if you know where to shoot

 

my uncle was a nuke professor i have very good genes

 

wow you believe in eugenics

 

yes, the people of eugene oregon exist, ian

 

It was always fun at regal when I would hide in a bathroom stall for a couple minutes and then some dude comes in to actually shit

 

did you ever "take care of business" in there?

 

I can’t think of a place I’m less horny than a public restroom

 

it me

 

We dont judge here its ok

 

I used to jerk off at church all the time when I was a kid lmao. There was a single use restroom and I’d get hella bored during the service and be like eh I guess I’ll JO. Also had my first kiss and saw my first irl tiddy at church haha

 

there's a special place in hell for you

 

hopefully it's a single use restroom