Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1292

Hes doing a TERRIBLE job

 

"you been eating granny ass?"

 

The first letter your mailman prolly ever had to deliver. I bet he or she was STOKED.

 

Shak. My mom is pure

 

don't waste a stamp and a tree

 

you're already the voice inside my head

 

Maybe. But mom's always know what you been up to. That's all I meant, didn't mean to make it sound she was a deviant.

 

Fuck this one rly had me giggling out loud

 

She doesn’t even know what sex is iirc

 

she pushed like 15 humans out of her vagina

 

Yeah you with your 24 sibling havin ass

 

She had 9 miraculous births

 

Is her name Mary?

 

Damn u beat me

 

Her middle name is Marie. Sounds a lot like Mary.

Coincidence?

 

Yes. You're just in denial that your mom fucks. (a lot, apparently)

 

9 times minimum isn’t a lot tbh

 

but that's assuming her having sex and her getting impregnated is 1:1 and that's not likely.

 

pretty damn lucky (or unlucky) to get pregnant all 9 times having sex

 

Brooklyn 99 is so good

 

No way to know for sure, as they say

 

you could ask her?

 

What do you think one of the reasons I’m always training for is? One day the state of Florida will fear....I mean, cheer, the name RADITZ!

 

Florida is the Raditz of states